“ BOOBIES “
(Man’s Achilles Heel)

Fascinated, indeed - Men all do seem
Would drool if boobies - Were ‘blue’ or ‘green’
Whatever the shapes - Eyes all a’glaze
Blindly will follow - Like rats run a maze.

Perky and cute - Some men do like
Don’t need a Harley - Just a small bike
Others prefer - Medium in size
Don’t have to win - Only first prize.

Then we do have - Those “Dolly” men
Frozen in stares - Again and again
Can’t even believe - Size of those things
Even Dolly can’t fly - If given wings.

Let’s just be clear - Ladies were blessed
Matching twin sets - Who would have guessed
Life giving milk - Needed by all
With them she could - Make most men crawl.

So, here’s my thought - To end all wars
Send female troops - Size ‘44’s
Topless to battle - Men will not fight
With dozens of them - ‘Firm’ in their sights.

(Yours in far too early weaning),

TallPockets - 2008