“ Booties “
(A tongue-in-cheek observation)

A booty for you - A booty for me
Two half, rounded mounds - Most jiggle quite free
When naked they swing - Each one side to side
Some love their booty - Seen beaming with pride

Still others don’t like - What their mirror views
Oh my, has it grown! - This does not amuse.
A burger, a fry - (Mouth waters from thought)
I’ll have ‘diet’ coke - On my second thought

Some butts are not right - And this we must teach
A beer-gutted man - A ‘speedo?‘ The beach??
A hiney, a bum - Has names of all kinds
Rear end or a tush - It’s still a behind.

Some smoother than silk - So soft to the touch
A cute one walks by - (Been dreaming too much!)
While others have ‘pits’ - That’s called cellulite
Can never remove - Try hard as we might

When all’s said and done - A function it serves
Keeps us in our seats - When speeding the curves
All kinds of butt jokes - So hard to keep track
The worst type for me? - The old plumber’s crack!

*** “Did ya’ hear about the butcher that backed into his meat grinder and got a little ‘behind’ in his orders?” ***

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TallPockets